Word of the Day: Asshat

Today, I would like to discuss Asshat. But it is not the primary definition that makes this word great, but rather its second definition. Which, in my opinion, exceeds its colloquial use. Appearing on Urban Dictionary, a clever engineer defines asshat’s secondary definition as follows:

Asshat
2. a unit vector in the ass direction
(similar to i hat, a unit vector in the i (or x) direction, j hat, k hat, etc.)

"Andrew is such an asshat."
"Totally. His unit vector is definitely pointed in the ass direction."


I would like to thank user “c g ball” for his contribution to the English language.

--Chapter H

Lyrical Masterpiece: "she ate my dick like food"

The pint is now bringing you the lyrical masterpieces of music. There are a number of parts I could have sampled from "Big Booty Hoes" by Biggy Smalls, most of which would include Too Short who chimes in with degrading remarks throughout the song. I picked a particularly insightful clip which demonstrates the depth of his vocabulary. I also like that he snuck in tramp before the verse ended.



Not sure about you, but when I think of someone eating food. I imagine a person masticating a mixture of side dishes, perhaps mashed potatoes, salad, or candied yams.

--Chapter H

How Many Cuts Does it Take to Save a Duck?

Fun With Google Trends

It's nothing new to find interesting trends in Google's global search queries, and now it's the Pints turn to have a little fun. A lot of interesting anomalies have been found by others (check out the Cincinatti Bowtie), but while sipping wine to soft music and dim lights me and my two guests stumbled upon two finds worth sharing.

Our first discovery: "tranny cock". We first searched 'tranny' but realized that it could apply to non-sexual things such as a transmission, so we threw in the word 'cock' for disambiguation. What we found was an amazing spike at the start of 2009.

Quite incredible really. Also worth pointing out - if you like tranny cock, it is recommended that you visit Sidney.

The second anamoly: "brazilian fart porn". It appears that this first came on the scene in second quarter 2008, and it happened fast (no puns please). It could also be that this was the first time someone translated this genre into English, in which case they chose a no frills description comprised of third grade adjectives. I like it, makes me laugh (because of the word Brazilian, fart, and porn- all funny).

--Chapter H

Silver Bullet to my face.

Why doesn't Coors just say what they are trying to do with this new "technology." They have invented a can that gets as much beer as possible out of its container and into my gullet in the fastest way possible known to man. Bravo. Beer me, cause many a slip between cup and lip isn't a problem as long as it slips into my face as fast as a Silver Bullet.

--ChinoMono

White Guy Jokes DOT COM

With the recent success of white guy jokes, the Pint has given birth to its first child: WhiteGuyJokes.com It will be home for all of the intentionally awful white guy jokes. Some may be more racy (racist) than others, but the Pint does not judge, nor does it claim responsibility for the content of it's first child.


--Chapter H, Big J, ChinoMono, Red Dastard, Jlo McB

VNTYPL8

"You are driving behind deeeeeeeeese nutzzzzz!!!!"

Encourage others to comment other funny and original vanity plate ideas.

--Big J