There are a lot of current events, but none so important as Daggering: a phenomena which is sweeping the world (hopefully). If you ever thought the grinding in club dancing wasn't explicitly sexual, daggering will surely satisfy your desires. With the growing acceptance of daggering, you will be able to slam your cock repeatedly against girls vaginas on the dance floor. If you do it fervidly enough, lack rhythm, and perhaps punch her, you will be king of the dance floor. This is a real and growing trend, where adult men are encouraged to run up and 'dagger' girls they see at a club. Unfortunately, Jamaica is cracking down on 'daggering' because men are breaking their cocks [true story]. This is true, men all over Jamaica are breaking their dicks from daggering girls, just google daggering. There is so much to say and so much fun to be had with daggering, but the main purpose of this post is to inform our reader(s) about daggering and an upcoming dagger fest at my apartment.
Daggering Videos:
Backyard Daggering
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwzXOkBUF5c&feature=related
Club Daggering,
At 2min 30sec, a man daggers off a ladder into a women with her legs held open by two men.
At 4min 0 sec, a girl is put in a headlock, donkey punched, and daggered.
At 4min 50sec, a man daggers a girl who has a bucket on her head. Men then beat on the bucket while she is being daggered. It continues to get better from there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjW2Np3Z6so
You're Welcome
--Chapter H
I'll also append this post with any entertaining comments:
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Example sentence from urban dictionary:
I was daggering this transient bitch I met a truck stop when I herd [sic] a snap followed by excrutiating [sic] pain steming [sic] from my dong.
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