White Guy Jokes

Wow. So I was told to look up white guy jokes, because there are NONE. That is to say, the very very few that exist are not at all funny. For starters, if you dig real deep you might find ten or twenty. If you look up any other popular minority (black people perhaps) you will find hundreds. I mean, the white jokes are terrible and contain no insulting content. The handful I found was about crackers and snow and not at all amusing:

What do whites like 2 eat? Ritz cuz it's 4 crackers.

what do u call a bus full of white people? a twinkie

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

So the white guy goes to apply for a job, and they say sorry your not a minority
we can't hire you...

why cant you look at white people for to long? youll go snow blind

What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.

But then I started to realize the comedy. Like experiencing dead baby jokes again for the first time, I started to understand the humor:

Why did the white man cross the road?
Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road.

What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV?
"Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Where do white babies go when they die: Heaven

At this point, if you don’t find this funny, I suggest you keep reading them, because tears are in my eyes right now. I’ve even written some of my own:

How many white men does it take to change a light bulb?
One. It’s a light bulb. He can just change it.

A white man walks into a bar and is served a drink.

A white man gets in a cab.

What do you call a white man who graduates college? Employed

I’m no comedic genius, especially with one liners, but I want to start a home for white guy jokes. I want this list to become The List on the Internet. Send them over and I will append them as they come.

--Chapter H
--Jlo McB


More Jokes Sent to the Pint (thanks Red Dastard)

What does a white guy smell like? Deodorant

I was stuck in traffic and I needed to get over one lane. A guy let me over. He was white.

What does a white guy eat for dinner? whatever he wants

- A guy knocked on my door and I let him in
- was he white?
- Yes.

What do you call a white airline pilot? a pilot

A white guy is driving a cadillac down the street. That sounds about right.