Silver Bullet to my face.

Why doesn't Coors just say what they are trying to do with this new "technology." They have invented a can that gets as much beer as possible out of its container and into my gullet in the fastest way possible known to man. Bravo. Beer me, cause many a slip between cup and lip isn't a problem as long as it slips into my face as fast as a Silver Bullet.

--ChinoMono